sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
favourite characters: Howard Stark (1/6)
People i love in the MCU: Howard Stark
People i hate in the Comics: Howard Stark
Horton hears somebody he used to know
do you ever regret drawing something
is no one going to mention the girl who threatens to poison the dog
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.
alternating current/direct current electricity
I hate that it took me until college to realize that.
the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!”
how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
real birds tweet on twitter
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this :’)