what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (National Theatre 50 Years On Stage)
My bedroom (on a very, very tidy day). People always call it the junk-yard since it’s full of books and old items I’ve collected over the years.
Rape jokes aren’t funny
Suicide jokes aren’t funny
Self harm jokes aren’t funny
Mental illness jokes aren’t funny
Eating disorder jokes aren’t funny
"The women are the strong ones, truly."
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"