"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
Heart shaped pizza to fill the pizza shaped hole in my heart
That was deep
I only accept sexts in iambic pentameter
Thy beauty is beyond all earth’s compare;
Pray tell me, lover mine, what dost thou wear?
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
#and such are the rules of girlhood#thou shalt check thine sisters’ behinds for period stains#thou shalt walk behind thine sister to hide said stain until she can find something to cover it with#thou shalt never deny a tampon to a sister in need#and thou shalt offer ibuprofen whenever possible